Colin Joliat
Whiskey reviews are typically done with pen, paper, and intelligent thoughts. Not here at Boozist.
Binny’s Beverage Depot, a giant warehouse full of every booze imaginable, hosted their annual World of Whiskies event last night. Because walking around and taking notes to do dozens of whiskey reviews isn’t exactly our style, we tweeted about each one. It was a tough job, but someone had to do it.
We stuck mostly to whiskeys that were new to us. Why do whiskey reviews of things everyone already drinks? There were a few favorites that had to be consumed again though. And remember, while you might not understand some of the intricate tasting notes we wrote, try to stay with us.
Ridiculously Professional Whiskey Reviews
Just arrived at @BinnysBev #WorldofWhiskies. Soberly staring at cases of @JimBeam while waiting in line is torture.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 9, 2015
Annasach Reserve 25 Year…. Tastes like whiskey.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 9, 2015
Breckinridge Bourbon… Tastes like whiskey.
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.@corsairartisan Quinoa Whiskey… Tastes like healthy whiskey.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 9, 2015
.@HudsonWhiskey Manhattan Ryle Msple Cask… Tastes like pancake whiskey.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 9, 2015
.@Stranahans Colorado Whiskey… Tastes like weed covered mountain whiskey.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 9, 2015
.@JackDaniels_US Sinatra Whiskey… Tastes like blue-eyed booze.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 9, 2015
.@WhistlePigRye Whiskey… Tastes like Canadian bacon whiskey.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 9, 2015
.@bbdistilling Big Buns Small Batch… Tastes like Sir Mix a Lot whiskey.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 9, 2015
.@BalconesWhisky Brimstone… Tastes like a Texas brushfire and legal issues.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 9, 2015
.@newhollandbrew Hatter Royale Hopquila… Tastes like beer flavored whiskey.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 9, 2015
.@HighlandPark Odin… Tastes like a furious jump kick to the face followed by medical treatment from the hottest doctor on Earth.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
.@The_Macallan Rare Cask… Tastes like sex with the most expensive escort in the Western Hemisphere.
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.@WildTurkey 10 Year Bourbon… Tastes like my entry into the Legacy Society.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
.GlenGrant Five Decades… Tastes like an old man with a new hip and lease on life.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
.@FortyCreek_John 2014 Evolution… Tastes like going over Niagara Falls in a Jager filled barrel.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
.@TwoJamesSpirits Johnny Smoking Guns… Tastes like meditating in the middle of a gang war.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
.@CrownRoyal XR… Tastes like the best whisky toonies can buy.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
Rough Rider Bull Moose Rye Whiskey… Tastes like over branded happiness.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
Hedonism… Tastes like a blended grain lie.
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Yellow Spot… Tastes like an Irish shortcut to heaven.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
.@JackDaniels_US Single Barrel tastes like your ever first drink… If it was 10x better.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
Dickle Barrel Select… Tastes like inappropriate commentary. http://t.co/KyWyQppNbS
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
.@TempletonRye… Tastes like Indiana without the hatred.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
.@Angels_Envy… Tastes like the most delicious sellout.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
.@JeffsBourbon Ocean… Tastes like semen flavored whiskey… I assume.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
.@JimBeam Bookers… Tastes like two parts happiness, one part drunkenness, and a dash of nirvana
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
And that'll do it for tonight's whiskey tasting. Unless of course I get thirsty at home.
— Boozist (@Boozist) April 10, 2015
