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Beer

Beer Falls Off Truck. Doves Cry.

Hope for humanity lost as many more than one case of beer falls off truck. It’s a sad day for thirsty citizens of… let’s just say Russia… as a pallet of beer falls off the […]

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Liquor

Chrissy Teigen Gets a Little Captain in Her

Chrissy Teigen as Paquita Pantelones is the perfect way for Captain Morgan to introduce their new flavored rums to the world. Why? Because her name roughly translates to “free pants,” and I’m always looking to […]