Colin Joliat
TBOX police scanner reveals how awesome drunks are.
TBOX police scanner is the best part of the worst day in Chicago (for people over 25). If someone in your life hasn’t been affected by TBOX, consider yourself lucky.
First, a ticket to TBOX costs $50. Sure it gets you a pair of fingerless gloves (literally) and a gym bag, but that’s still a lot of money for the right to wait in a 10-deep line to buy beer. Second, they planned to sell 15,000 tickets to TBOX, which means all 40 bars on the 12 Bars of Christmas are at/near capacity. Talk about a nightmare.
But out of the darkness shines a light. The TBOX Police Scanner. This year wasn’t quite as entertaining as years past, with a distinct lack of a guy jumping out of a bathroom stall, stabbing someone with a bottle, and then throwing feces all over the police station. It still had some great moments though.
Need a female officer to help with the passenger who's passed out in the back of an Uber. Barry/Bwy. #ChicagoScanner #Drip
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) December 12, 2015
DING! DING! DING! We have our first #TBOX arrest of 2015! 3519 N. Clark for battery. Congratuations!
#ChicagoScanner
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) December 12, 2015
"An intoxicated man getting into a tan car. 3500 Lakewood. And he’s dressed like Superman."
#TBOX
#Wrigleyville
#ChicagoScanner
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) December 12, 2015
"Drunk and disorderly Santas and elves on the street. Roscoe and Sheffield."
#TBOX
#Wrigleyville
#ChicagoScanner
#shitOEMCsays
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) December 12, 2015
"Send me a wagon for a detox run. 3555 Clark."
"The wagon's tied up. I can send an ambulance."
"10-4"
#TBOX
#Wrigleyville
#ChicagoScanner
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) December 12, 2015
"An intoxicated subject" called 911 to report that an officer took his wristband away. Addison/Clark #TBOX2015 #ChicagoScanner
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) December 13, 2015
"A female sayin' she bein' discriminated against 'cuz she's intoxicated & they won't let her into the Cubby Bear."
#TBOX2015 #ChicagoScanner
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) December 13, 2015
Male white in a green Santa outfit just busted out a storefront window. 3176 Clark. #TBOX2015 #ChicagoScanner
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) December 13, 2015
Wellington and Pine Grove for the unconscious male white lying on the ground. He's dressed like a Christmas tree.
#TBOX2015 #ChicagoScanner
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) December 13, 2015
Here come arrests #3 and #4 of the day at #TBOX2015. Cornelia & Clark.
#ChicagoScanner
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) December 13, 2015
Dispatcher says a drunk female is "incocksicated."
#TBOX2015 #ChicagoScanner
— CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) December 13, 2015
Bonus tweet:
She took some heroin and now she's not feeling well, Clark/Lake. #ChicagoScanner
— Spot News (@SPOTNEWSonIG) December 12, 2015
