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[ ] Mesquite smoked whiskey is the highlight of this modern day triumvirate Liquor
[ ] Horchata Vodka White Russian – The Dude May Still Abide Cocktails
[ ] Chicago Rum Festival makes it feel like it’s finally spring! Chicago
[ ] Vodka Soaked Peeps are the best use of candy sales Lifestyle
[ ] Welcoming the New Guy with a Passover Cocktail…Attempt Cocktails
[ ] Grab an Effen Cubs bottle of vodka and get ready for Opening Day Liquor
[ ] Bud Light’s dilly dilly king shows up at bar to celebrate Loyola Ramblers Sweet Sixteen win Beer
[ ] 8 bottles of Irish whiskey that are a feast for St. Patrick’s Day Liquor
[ ] Vodka snow cones are just what St. Patrick ordered Lifestyle
[ ] Irish Coffee Recipe from Mayor Daley in 1969 Chicago

13-Year-Old Commits to Ohio State – Named Best Drinker in the Country

The best drinker in the country isn’t even legal. LeBron James’ kid, who’s only 10 years old, has already started getting college offers, but that nothing compared to the latest recruit for the Ohio State […]