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[ ] Wolf Spirit unleashes vodka made of BloodxSweatxTears Liquor
[ ] National Vodka Day celebrated with a flaming tiki twist Cocktails
[ ] 5 ways to celebrate National Tequila Day at home Cocktails
[ ] Def Leppard beer wins the award for best new groupie Beer
[ ] Louis XIII cognac inspired John Malcovich to make movie he’d never see Liquor
[ ] National Dive Bar Day now exists thanks to Seagram’s 7 Chicago
[ ] Ridiculously patriotic American beers to drink for the 4th of July Beer
[ ] Aldi whisky did not get named ‘Best in the World’ – sorry bargain boozers Liquor
[ ] Father’s Day gifts to satisfy every different type of dad Lifestyle
[ ] Macallan 72 Years Old is going to be too expensive for you Liquor

13-Year-Old Commits to Ohio State – Named Best Drinker in the Country

The best drinker in the country isn’t even legal. LeBron James’ kid, who’s only 10 years old, has already started getting college offers, but that nothing compared to the latest recruit for the Ohio State […]