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13-Year-Old Commits to Ohio State – Named Best Drinker in the Country

The best drinker in the country isn’t even legal. LeBron James’ kid, who’s only 10 years old, has already started getting college offers, but that nothing compared to the latest recruit for the Ohio State […]