Budweiser on Mars is the Next Big Thing in Beer

space budweiser on marsDave Chappelle is going to be the president of the United States of Space, and soon enough we’ll be drinking Budweiser on Mars. M-A-R-S, bitches. Incredibly dated reference aside, there is a plan for Budweiser on Mars. The brand synonymous with American beer announced during a SXSW panel that they are beginning to research microgravity beer. That way when Wall-E becomes realit-E, people can still have a little taste of home. In addition to recently teaming up with Keurig, it sounds like Budweiser now needs to bring Elon Musk and SpaceX into the fold. The real question is, can I still drink it while riding a lawnmower even if there’s no grass on Mars?

“With this bold, new dream Budweiser is celebrating the entrepreneurial spirit in which our iconic brand was founded upon. Through our relentless focus on quality and innovation, Budweiser can today be enjoyed in every corner of the world, but we now believe it is time for the King of Beers to set its sights on its next destination. When the dream of colonizing Mars becomes a reality, Budweiser will be there to toast the next great step for mankind,” said Ricardo Marques, vice president, Budweiser.

Budweiser on Mars

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