Sonic Hour Portable Foams Your Beer; Promotes Sadness

Sonic Hour Portable (ソニックアワー) is a new pocket sized beer foamer.

Beer foam is great for locking in aroma, but it’s useless otherwise… unless of course you’re in Japan. The land of Kirin and Sapporo believes that a giant bucket of foam is a sign of freshness, meaning the more the merrier. It’s not just a couple fingers either. Some think wasting half of a mug with un-intoxicating foam is a good thing.

The Sonic Hour Portable is the logical progression from the Sonic Hour I covered for Guyism, because why wouldn’t you want to be able to fuck up your beer on the go? If you hate drinking or love Belgian Dips, this product is for you.

Sonic Hour Portable (ソニックアワー) is the worst.

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Colin Joliat
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Colin Joliat is the brains behind this rinky-dink operation. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's written for Brobible, Guyism, Thrillist, CoolMaterial, Craft, and more.

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