Roofy is the newest terrible way people are chugging beer

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Australia is to beer what Russia is to vodka. People do a lot of dumb stuff with it. Case in point, the obliviously named “roofy.” I’ve seen and taken luges from plenty of questionable places, like animal bones or mannequins vaginas. Drinking from a filthy roof is some second story depravity though.

Robby Reed nailed the roofy perfectly with his comment, “There is something especially charming about a guy who tells you to ‘get your fucking jaw in the gutter,’ pours the beer, and then hits you in the head with the can.” If only someone had hit the cameraman in the head for taking a vertical video.

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