Family Guy – Pure Inebriation aka The Beer Room

Pure Inebriation

Take a drink and you’ll sink
To a state of pure inebriation
You’ll be tanked
Like the whole Irish nation
When you drink enough of my beer
You will find this magic rule
Make your every joke a jewel
You’ll drive drunker than Oksana Baiul
Go on, buds, drink my suds
Till you’ve reached that pure inebriation
Though the beer may be free
You’re just renting it from me

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