Opening Champagne with a .50 Cal Rifle is Bad Ass

It’s easy to impress your friends for New Years Eve this year. All you need is a bottle of champagne and a .50 caliber rifle.

So you know it takes 6 twists to remove the cage from a bottle of champagne? Big whoop. I ate pizza once. If you really want to impress someone with your champagne knowledge, you need to do something far more interesting.

I was busy working on a video of me sabering bum bubbles in an alley when the guys at FullMag made me look even more amateur than I am. Turns out I brought a knife to a gun fight because they’re popping bottles with bullets.

At first I was pissed that they would waste $3 champagne like that. Half the damn bottle spilled! It didn’t take long until they were dubbed king of the cork though thanks to a perfect shot. Speaking of shots, has anyone ever done a Power Hour with champagne?

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Colin Joliat is the brains behind this rinky-dink operation. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's written for Brobible, Guyism, Thrillist, CoolMaterial, Craft, and more.