Old Milwaukee beer soap is Duke Cannon’s drunken dream


Duke Cannon was already my go-to for soap because a single brick lasts months, but now they’ve locked me in for life with their new Old Milwaukee beer soap. It doesn’t smell like beer, but knowing that booze is in the brick makes me all warm and tingly inside. That or I need to turn my shower temperature down. And for those wondering if that strapping young man really is a lumberjack… he isn’t. Sorry. He’s a Chicago comedian named Dave Helem. You laughed though, and you probably haven’t used a pencil in years, so please find it in your heart to forgive his lies.
Duke Cannon Big Ass Beer Soap – $9

One day while sipping a refreshing shower beer, Duke Cannon got the idea – what if we put beer in the soap? Turns out there are actual skin benefits that come from the beer, but that’s just a nice side benefit of doing something awesome. So, we partnered with our friends at Old Milwaukee, purveyors of a quality domestic lager enjoyed by hard-working Americans since 1849. The result is a large Big Ass Beer Soap that suds up well, gets you clean, and smells outstanding. (It doesn’t smell like beer – it has a woodsy, sandalwood scent that smells like a man should.)

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Colin Joliat is the brains behind this rinky-dink operation. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's written for Brobible, Guyism, Thrillist, CoolMaterial, Craft, and more.