I asked by now-wife to marry me in typical fashion… I live-tweeted it. OK, so that’s not quite true. Unbeknownst to Lauren, I actually scheduled a bunch of tweets in advance, spread them out over our dinner, and hoped that in the end she would say yes. Fortunately she did just that. People afterwards pointed out how embarrassing it would have been had said no, but I’m pretty sure the tweets would have been the least of my concerns. On the upside, I’d probably be internet famous for my epic failure.
On the verge of our 2nd wedding anniversary, I’m still happy to say that I’m not internet famous. I’m also happy that Twitter expanded to 244 characters.
Is it inappropriate to live tweet your own engagement dinner? Because that's what's about to happen. pic.twitter.com/t4woCqGBaK
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 5, 2015
Just arrived at @sablechicago. Hopefully we don't get seated in the awkward group table like we did on our first date.
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 5, 2015
A weird couple that I'm pretty sure went on to have a 3some talked to us for 60% of our first date. At least there was no awkward silence.
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 5, 2015
Lauren & my 1st date ended w/ a cocktail tasting at @undergroundchi. I'm confident it's the only successful 1st date to every occur at UG.
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 5, 2015
It helped that @SuperVicky55 gave us a bottle of champagne. LP & I aren't exactly @undergroundchi's target demographic for cocktails.
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 5, 2015
I first loved @sablechicago because of @gastronautmike's drinks. Now I have a new reason for loving it having nothing to do with booze.
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 5, 2015
Don't get me wrong though, the cocktails are still awesome. John Stanton is a wizard.
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 5, 2015
This is actually the first time I've had dinner at @sablechicago instead of just drinks. The food is almost as good as the company.
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 5, 2015
Ever look at your girlfriend and think, "How did I ever trick her into believing I'm a good catch?"
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 5, 2015
Just ordered bone luges. Nothing says forever like drinking @WildTurkey out of a hallowed out bone. http://t.co/VZ9qf9uxg7
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 5, 2015
Fun Fact: Lauren didn't once balk at the idea that I drink professionally. That could have been a deal breaker.
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 5, 2015
It's probably because I keep Lauren on a steady diet of prosecco and bacon. Who could possibly argue with that level of pure happiness?
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 5, 2015
Ring box in my sock is starting to feel heavy. No, not the coat pocket. That's too noticeable. This isn't my first rodeo. Wait, yes it is.
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 6, 2015
Did you know the Palomar Hotel has a terrace? If so & you're on it, please leave. It's almost time to propose to the 1st Lady of @Boozist.
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 6, 2015
Is it weird to play @BoyzIIMen' "On Bended Knee" from my iPhone in my pocket? Should've hired an elementary school to play it on recorders.
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 6, 2015
She said yes! Lauren said yes! As if anyone could actually turn down a guy who live-tweets his own engagement.
— Boozist (@Boozist) September 6, 2015