Grab an Effen Cubs bottle of vodka and get ready for Opening Day

Effen CubsDo you like vodka and baseball? Well now you can combine the two with this glorious Effen Cubs bottle. It’s just like normal Effen vodka, but wrapped in the sweet, sweet label of victory.*

Effen has rolled out these limited edition bottles in honor of the Legacy Partnership that Beam Suntory recently entered into with the Cubs. You may recall the “Game 7” batch of Cubs’ Jim Beam that was release last year. Now that Effen is the official vodka of Wrigley Field, it only makes sense that you can buy your own Effen Cubs bottle. An no, I won’t get tired of the play on words that is the name “Effen.” We’ve all talked about the f’in Cubs in the negative for so long; it’s high time that it has a positive connotation.

The Effen Cubs bottle just launched in Chicago and select surrounding markets. I don’t know what markets those are though considering there are Cubs fans coast to coast. It’s still only $20 though so there’s no reason to accept anything less than Cubbie blue.

*Assumes you don’t recall any time other than the fall of 2016.

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