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24 Coolest Vodka Bottles to Keep on your Shelf

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Vodka is 90% marketing, and what better way to grab attention than by having the coolest vodka bottles on the shelf?

I’ll argue until my dying day that you can taste the differences between vodkas, but the fact remains that taste isn’t the initial selling point for most consumers. Being one of the coolest vodka bottles on the shelf is typically enough to get someone to buy it at least once, and then it’s just a question of if the vodka inside is worth getting again.

I’ve only consumed a few of these, but you probably aren’t here for tasting notes. If you are, you can’t do much better than Absolut Elyx and Purity, and you certainly can’t do much worse than Jazz.

Coolest Vodka Bottles (in no particular order)

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1. Kors Vodka

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2. Neft Vodka

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3. Bong Vodka

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4. Kurant Crystal Vodka

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5. Imperial Collection Vodka

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6. Crystal Head Aurora Vodka

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7. High Stick Vodka

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8. Jazz Vodka

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9. AnestasiA Vodka

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10. Matrioshka Luxe Vodka

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11. SX Negro Vodka

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12. Ocean Organic Vodka

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13. Firestarter Vodka

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14. Medea Vodka

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15. Stoli Elit Vodka

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16. Wodqa Vodka

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17. 3 Kilos Vodka

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18. Grey Goose VX

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19. Double Cross Vodka

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20. Outerspace Vodka

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21. Absolut Elyx Vodka

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22. Mariette Vodka

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23. Purity Vodka

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24. Cîroc Ten Vodka

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24 Coolest Vodka Bottles

coolest vodka bottles