24 coolest vodka bottles you’ll see in the next 5 minutes

coolest vodka bottles
Vodka is 90% marketing, and what better way to grab attention than by having one of the coolest vodka bottles on the shelf?

I’ll argue until my dying day that you can taste the differences between vodkas, but taste isn’t the initial selling point for most consumers. That’s where marketing comes into play, and the bottle is a big part of that. An interesting look will get people to buy a brand at least once, and then it’s just a question of if the vodka inside is worth getting again.

I’ve only consumed a few of these, but you probably aren’t here for tasting notes. If you are, you can’t do much better than Absolut Elyx and Purity, and you can’t do much worse than Jazz.

If you know of an awesome vodka bottle, drop it in the comments on Facebook. I’ll add it and credit you for your contribution to society.

1. Kors Vodka

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2. Neft Vodka

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3. Bong Vodka

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4. Kurant Crystal Vodka

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5. Imperial Collection Vodka

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6. Crystal Head Aurora Vodka

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7. High Stick Vodka

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8. Jazz Vodka

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9. AnestasiA Vodka

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10. Matrioshka Luxe Vodka

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11. SX Negro Vodka

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12. Ocean Organic Vodka

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13. Firestarter Vodka

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14. Medea Vodka

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15. Stoli Elit Vodka

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16. Wodqa Vodka

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17. 3 Kilos Vodka

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18. Grey Goose VX

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19. Double Cross Vodka

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20. Outerspace Vodka

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21. Absolut Elyx Vodka

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22. Mariette Vodka

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23. Purity Vodka

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24. Cîroc Ten Vodka

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24 Coolest Vodka Bottles

About the Author

Colin Joliat
Colin Joliat is the brains behind this rinky-dink operation. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's written for Brobible, Guyism, Thrillist, CoolMaterial, Craft, and more.
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