Classic Male Pregame by Lil Dicky Proves Going Out Struggle is Real

Classic Male Pregame is the most honest party song.

Life isn’t actually bottles and models. It’s far more difficult than that, and even the best plans can get derailed by pregaming. What you thought was going to get you ready for a night out ends up being the reason you didn’t do a damn thing. Or maybe you were just being a bitch.

I anxiously await Taryn Southern‘s followup, Classic Girl Pregame.

Fun Fact: During college, three friends and I made a bet to see who could go out the most nights in a row. We mutually agreed to quit at 42 days. I would not recommend doing that unless you’re excessively awesome. Needless to say though, we didn’t fall victim to the classic male pregame.

Be sure to dance during your Classic Male Pregame

via LilDicky

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Colin Joliat is the brains behind this rinky-dink operation. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's written for Brobible, Guyism, Thrillist, CoolMaterial, Craft, and more.

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