Chrissy Teigen Gets a Little Captain in Her

Chrissy Teigen as Paquita Pantelones is the perfect way for Captain Morgan to introduce their new flavored rums to the world. Why? Because her name roughly translates to “free pants,” and I’m always looking to free myself of pants when I drink rum. Chrissy Teigen being hotter than the sun doesn’t hurt either, especially when that peg leg is sexy as hell.

The beauty of Captain Morgan flavored rum is that you need one fewer ingredient to make drinks like a rum and pineapple. Now all it takes for a glorious drink is a bottle and a glass. Perhaps some ice. Sure, that might not be the most responsible drink. It might not even taste great. But when push comes to shove and you need a taste of the tropics, you’re going to be happy you’ve got those Captain Morgan flavored rums on hand. And it’s all because of Chrissy Teigen.

Just don’t get TOO excited by Chrissy Teigen’s cocktails

Colin Joliat
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Colin Joliat is the brains behind this rinky-dink operation. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's written for Brobible, Guyism, Thrillist, CoolMaterial, Craft, and more.

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