13-Year-Old Commits to Ohio State – Named Best Drinker in the Country

The best drinker in the country isn’t even legal.

LeBron James’ kid, who’s only 10 years old, has already started getting college offers, but that nothing compared to the latest recruit for the Ohio State Buckeyes. The Onion got the scoop that a 13-year-old drinking prodigy has officially signed with OSU. I’ll admit his beer pong game is on point, but I’d crush the kid in a chugging contest. Clearly he hasn’t seen my ALS Beer Bucket Challenge because this punk is not the best drinker in the midwest let alone the country.

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Colin Joliat is the brains behind this rinky-dink operation. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's written for Brobible, Guyism, Thrillist, CoolMaterial, Craft, and more.