Banana Flask Is a Must Have For Healthy Boozers

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– Colin Joliat

A Banana Flask isn’t something you think you need until you realize that they exist. Then you absolutely must have one.

Buy a banana flask. I think I get like 7¢ from it.

There are plenty of high quality flasks on the market, but very few of them are shaped like bananas. I gave one to the 1st Lady of Boozist for her birthday, and it was the 2nd best gift she ever received. Forget the scavenger hunt, clean house, perfume, and autographed photo of the 2005-2006 Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders, the banana flask was the only thing that mattered.

She’s not the only one that seems to like the banana flask either. It was a hit at Goose Island’s 312 Block Party, though that might have had something to do with the event being beer only. The questions kept rolling in about where she got it, and the answer as always was Amazon.

If you know someone who likes to pretend they’re being healthy when they’re really chugging warm whiskey, go ahead and buy this for them. It’s a conversation starter at any party, and it’s only $14. Plus it’s Prime, so you can become the most popular person in the bar with free 2-day shipping.

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Buy a banana flask here.

Ripe: Stainless Steel Flask

Go bananas and fill’er up with your favorite drink! Anyone will be happy to see you coming with this fantastically fun flask.

  • 6 oz capacity
  • Screw top lid
  • Banana Shaped flask holds 6 ounces of liquid.
  • Easily blends in with any fruit bowl.
  • Great for concerts, picnics, events, or more.
  • Made of high quality stainless steel.
  • Makes a great stocking stuffer or white elephant gift.

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Colin Joliat is the brains behind this rinky-dink operation. He covers the alcohol industry with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's written for Brobible, Guyism, Thrillist, CoolMaterial, Craft, and more.